okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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