i don't like sucking hair
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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