I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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