It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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