You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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