Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i jhust puked up my retainher.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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