it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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