Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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