ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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