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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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