Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Randomize
