fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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