So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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