Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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