Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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