Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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