remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
operation harelip BJ is a go
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I need moral support for this bender
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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