I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
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I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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