Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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