I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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