Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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