I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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