Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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