Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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