moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
if only i could text you this smell
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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