my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
