no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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