Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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