Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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