Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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