You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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