fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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