that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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