after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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