You're so nebulous sometimes
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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