she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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