I am puke
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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