I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
