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Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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