So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
