Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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