im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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