Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i barfeds in our rink
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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