I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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