why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I currently don't understand fingers.
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