Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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