I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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