I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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