In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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