have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i came on her dog
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
