my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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