she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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