Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?