I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Randomize
